Resident Physician

This is Bro on his first day of medical school with his shiny new stethescope:

Bro's first day as a 3rd year (MS3) at his white (short coat) ceremony:

UCLA Harbor's lame badge instead of embroidering his name on his . . .

(long) white coat on his first day as an orthopaedic intern.

Dr. Orton is here to save the day!!!! Dashing good looks, charming wit and oh how he can reduce!

Uh?!?!?! Quick, get the R5, I've never seen anything like THAT before! What do these people think I am . . . a doctor?k.